Oh noes.. teh krazee is coming to Orlando on her book signing tour..

[ddeclue]

http://www.wftv.com/news/21522201/detail.html

Sarah Palin Making Orlando Stop On Book Tour
Posted: 2:56 pm EST November 4, 2009

NEW YORK -- Sarah Palin's book tour is a gift for her base. No stops are planned in Seattle, San Francisco, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and other major cities and book-buying communities that are standard for authors on the road, but where the voters tend to be Democrats. Beyond a Nov. 16 television interview with Oprah Winfrey, nothing is scheduled for Chicago. New York will feature media appearances only. Instead, the itinerary for Palin, whose "Going Rogue" comes out Nov. 17, includes Noblesville, Ind.; Washington, Pa.; and Rochester, N.Y.

The full schedule has not been completed, but confirmed locations -- many of which Palin campaigned at last year -- include Cincinnati; Columbus, Ohio; Roanoke, Va.; the Army post in Fort Bragg, N.C.; Orlando, Fla.; and Albuquerque, N.M.

"She wants to be unconventional. She is unconventional," HarperCollins spokeswoman Tina Andreadis said Wednesday. "She feels like this is where her fans are and Harper feels this is where she'll sell the most books."

"Going Rogue" has an announced first printing of 1.5 million copies and has been at or near the top of Amazon.com's best-seller list for weeks.

On Wednesday, ABC News announced that Barbara Walters would interview Palin, to air in five parts over three ABC News broadcasts -- "Good Morning America," "Nightline" and "20/20," starting the morning of publication day.

[SoCalNative]

1. I was so hoping that she would show up near me

I have a dozen eggs turning rancid in the sun for the occasion...

[Not Me]

We should go and 'welcome' her...

kinda'.

[NYC_SKP]

2. The interview with Barbara Walters will be in FIVE PARTS???

Surely it can't take more than one part to figure out Sarah Palin!

Of course, I'll watch all five.

[JuniperLea]

4. Barbara must have let her babble on and on and on...

Extra spicy dressing with her word salad.

That would be awesome... if Babs just sat and smiled and let Palin ramble on unintelligibly... and just aired it all!

No edits, no nothing... just let'er roll!

[KatyaR]

5. Hell, it'll probably take her at least five parts to say "good morning."

Blech.

I bet you dollars to donuts she comes to Oklahoma City and has a sellout crowd. People here LOVE her.

[lpbk2713]

3. "She wants to be unconventional. She is unconventional,"

Yeah, we already heard, she's a maverick.

[Touchdown]

6. I wonder if she's dumb enough to sign "Going Rouge" the other book.

[Mist]

11. Oh, please, please, somebody try that! Imagine how much it'd fetch on ebay. nt

[Raine]

7. LOL she can't go to Democratic cities

gee I'm so disappointed she's not coming to Los Angeles.

[ddeclue]

8. Well Orlando, FL and Orange County, FL kicked her ass in 2008:

59% to 41% and it also elected Alan Grayson so I'd say we ARE a Democratic city but she may not know it.

(FYI: We also went blue in 2000 and 2004.)

[Raine]

12. She's probably too uniformed

to know it, she's just makes assumptions about the ones she not going to.

[abq e streeter]

9. Coming here...awesome; hope I can attend...after a big' ol BEAN burrito

if you get my , um..drift.

[AwakeAtLast]

10. She's gonna be in Indy two days after she's on Oprah!

I'm trying to think of a good poster idea.