D.U. help please

[Botany]

I can't find my wallet today and it is pissing me off if anybody knows where it is please tell me.

thank you

[ZombieHorde]

1. In your other pants. nt

[lunatica]

2. Did you look in your back pocket?

Never underestimate the obvious.

[barbtries]

3. try the refrigerator.

if it's not in there, look under the seats in your car. if you're female like me it may have come out of your purse without you noticing. good luck

[Vincardog]

4. Look in the bathroom next to the toilet

[Altoid_Cyclist]

5. I'll give it back after my shopping spree is over.

[annabanana]

6. I think you left it in the lounge. . n/r

[NanceGreggs]

7. Well, here are some well-worn phrases ...

"Well, it didn't just get up and walk away by itself."

"Where did you leave it the last time you had it?"

"You'll find it in the last place you look."



(Just channeling my mother on the topic ...)

[emulatorloo]

8. It is in your car. On the passenger seat.

Don't panic if you don't see it, it may be wedged between the door and the seat from when you took that hard left hand turn.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. It's in the last place you'll look

Really, it is. Don't ask me how I know.


Hope you find it!

[cliffordu]

10. Ask the dog.

[grantcart]

11. Has anyone seen Cliffordu recently?

[cliffordu]

13. Your mom and I were shopping.

Do you need anything, son??

[grantcart]

14. Yes could you please give Botany's wallet back?

[cliffordu]

23. Sugarpants.....I mean your mom has it.

She's gone to Vegas for a couple days.

[XanaDUer]

12. Look in the hamper

this sounds like a replay of what went on here last week.

[3waygeek]

15. Did you run into any Republicans today?

One of them probably took it.

[timeforpeace]

16. If she hasn't already, Nancy Pelosi will have it soon.

[Botany]

17. Found it Thanx for the help

Cheesecake and Riesling for everybody

meet me @ Skinner's House in 1 hour.

[Mist]

19. Hey, c'mon, tell us where you found it! So we'll know how good some of the guesses were! nt

[Botany]

21. I put it down on the lawn mower by the front porch last night as ....

..... unlocked the front door.

And I was getting so mad I decided to mow the lawn and it fell off.

[Vincardog]

20. In the BR right?

[rug]

18. It's on page 1,142 of the House bill.

[Botany]

22. snarf!